Bovine Terrorism

They blew up a barn in Germany.

The official story is that methane buildup from cow flatulence caused this:

Methane gas from 90 flatulent cows exploded in a German farm shed on Monday, damaging the roof and injuring one of the animals, police said.

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One cow was treated for burns, a police spokesman added.

We know better though it's part of the great ruminant conspiracy.