Have to Put my Resume in With These Folks

Leeds University advertises for lap dance research officer:

The advertised position, in the School of Sociology and Social Policy, is for: “Research Officer - The rise and regulation of lap dancing and the place of sexual labour and consumption in the night time economy”.

The advertisement further stipulates that “prior experience of conducting research in the female sex industry” is essential.

Of course, if this does not appear on Letterman, Leno, or Stewart, they aren't doing their jobs.

Needless to say, Sharon^* is not amused at my suggestion that I apply for the position.

^*Love of my life, light of the cosmos, she who must be obeyed, my wife.