Eleven Hours in the Tin Pan. God, There's Got to Be Another Way!

I Felt a Little Like a Dying Clown, with a Streak of Rin Tin Tin

Even when everyone is on the same page, even when everyone is pleasant to each other, even when they are productive, meetings suck.

What's more, the agony increases exponentially as the length goes up.

• 15 minutes: Annoying
• 30 minutes: Uncomfortable
• 60 minutes: Agony
• 2 Hours: Where is your God Now!
• 3 Hours: I ache for the sweet succor of oblivion!
• 5½ Hours: Tekeli-li! Tekeli-li!

All in all though, it was productive day.