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Martin Shkreli Will Not Shut The F%$# Up!

—Wonkette

(%$# mine)

Mr, Shkreli is on trial for fraud, and he is continuously mouthing off to reporters, to the degree that the judge has banned him from talking in and around the court house.

I am sure that his defense attorneys are losing their minds about this right now.

Me, I'm just amused.