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Ted Cruz kept saying God wanted him to be President, and this is what happened. So either there is no God, or he reeeeally doesn't like Ted.

— Craig Mazin (@clmazin) May 3, 2016

Craig Mazin Ted Cruz's roomate from his freshman year, who has made it know that he hates Cruz on a basic human level, and he is doing his happy dance.

H/t Raw Story.