If Sharon Ever Kills Me, It Will be Justifiable Homicide

I worked late, and I am on my way home on the Baltimore Metro, when I get the following text from mangy wife,  "What is ur status"

I reply, "Married."

I am arguably the most obnoxious Saroff of my generation, and my delicate,  sweet flower blossom plighted her troth to me.

Well, 21 and change years, and no life threatening injuries .... so far.

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