I am Such an Asshole

I am at a "Rubiks" cubing competition with my son, and this time, for the first time, Sharon^* is with us.

She made the comment that she felt like she was in a room of people like Charlie.

I replied, "You mean virgins?"

When I informed Charlie of my bon mot, we was unamused.

(on edit) This was the River Hill Fall 2015 cubing competition, and the world record for solving a 3x3 cube was broken ……… twice, with the final record breaking the 5 second barrier.

^*Love of my life, light of the cosmos, she who must be obeyed, my wife.