Blessed are you, Lord our G-d, King of the Universe, Who has not Made me a Moman.*

You know the reasons.

• He's assertive, she's a bitch.
• I get paid more for the same work.
• He's a playa, she's a slut.
• He's cool, and she's an ice queen.

Finally, and most importantly, I'll never have to deal with the mountain of bullsh%$ that has been sliding toward Renee Zellweger.

Seriously.

What the f%$# is wrong with people?

^*This is actually part of the traditional morning prayers for Jewish males. The Hebrew is, "בָּרוּךְ אַתָּה יְיָ אֶלֹהֵֽינוּ מֶֽלֶךְ הָעוֹלָם, שֶׁלֹּא עָשַֽׂנִי אִשָּׁה."