All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up………

When this hits the internet, I've posted ahead of time, I will be in my doctor's office, getting a routine colonoscopy.

If you think that this is over-sharing, you will be glad to know that I will not be sharing photographs.

It should be routing, but I am looking to having some real food after the procedure.

I've been off of solid food for 36 hours, and NPO since early this morning.