Really Bad Ideas: Dodge/Chrysler Edition

No, this does not look macho!

I know that it's kind of like shooting fish in a barrel, but the idea that Dodge will reinvigorate interest in it's muscle cars with "Furious Fuchsia" special edition Chargers is just too stupid to ignore.

Fuchsia? Seriously?

What the hell were you thinking?

Seriously, real men don't even know the world fuchsia.^*

This is an aesthetic right up there with the AMC Pacer.

Sharon^† looked at the picture, and said that she, "Wouldn't be caught dead in it," so the minivan driving mother segment doesn't like it either.

^*Full disclosure: I'm not a real man, even if I do detest quiche, and I can't spell fuchsia.

^†Love of my life, light of the cosmos, she who must be obeyed, my wife.