Linkage

• Neil Degrasse Tyson's Cosmos Causes 27 Local School Children Demonic Possession (Topekas News) It's parody, folks.
• Hugo Boss Awarded Contract For Joint Service Uniform Design (Duffelblog) Yeah, this is parody too.
• Customer accuses J.P. Morgan of robo-signing credit-card collections (Marketwatch) Bankstas gotta eat.
• New research suggest five-second rule exists (CTV News)
• 16th-century manual shows 'rocket cat' weaponry (The Journal Gazette) Rather surprisingly, this one is NOT parody.

Hugh Jackman can sing?