Shorter Sally Quinn

Sally Quinn's writes an article complaining about how she can no longer throw, or go to, dinner parties with the movers and shakers in Washington, DC.

Fortunately, Jonathan Chait read the article so you don't have to, and reaponds with "Sally Quinn Forced to Dine With Non-Fake Friends."

While the title is good, the last 'graph is even better:

Once Washington was a happy place where a girl and her mother could be groped simultaneously in good fun by a white supremacist. Sadly, it has all been ruined by Kim Kardashian and Ezra Klein.

This is a classic example of the snark genre.

Go read.