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Tuesday, January 17, 2017

You Gotta Be F%$#Ing Kidding………


Musical Accompaniment by John Carpenter and Ennio Morricone here
One of my favorite films is John Carpenter's magnum opus, The Thing, released in 1982.

It is closer to the original work (John Campbell's Who Goes There) than did the 1951 Howard Hawks film.

If you haven't seen it, see it. It is an investigation of isolation, paranoia, with allusions to AIDS and sexual ambiguity.

The movie has many classic moments, and in one, when confronted with a human head sprouting legs and walking off, and Palmer notices, and says, "You gotta be f%$#in' kidding."

It is an expression of horror and disgust that I have not seen equaled ………

Until today ………

By me ………

Because today ………


On Capitol Hill ………

………

At the confirmation hearing for Betsy DeVos, Trump's nominee for Secretary of Education, announced that she opposes banning guns in schools because ……… Grizzly Bears:
Senator Chris Murphy who represented the district with Newtown, asked Department of Education Betsy DeVos whether she would oppose guns in public schools.

As she did with most questions, she waffled.

Murphy asked, "Do you think guns have any place in or around schools?"

DeVos fell back on her usual deflection that it is for states to decide, which set Murphy off.

Incredulously, he asked, "You can't say definitively today that guns shouldn't be in schools?"

With disingenuous wide-eyed misunderstanding, DeVos replied, "I will refer back to (Wyoming) Senator (Mike) Enzi and the school he was talking about in Wyoming. I think probably there, I would imagine that there is probably a gun in the schools to protect from potential grizzlies."

Murphy ended his questioning by telling her he looked forward to her visiting his state to discuss guns in schools with a disgusted tone. I was seriously surprised that he didn't throw all of his papers on the floor while walking out.
I will say it again, "You Gotta be F%$#ing Kidding ………"

Murphy is the Senator from Connecticut, the former home of Newtown Elementry and the Newtown Massacre.

I am sure that Ms. DeVos' reception in the Nutmeg state would be ……… enthusiastic.

I'm Cynical, so My Question is, "What's Obama's Vig?"

I gotta figure that the news that Barack Obama has commuted Chelsea Manning sentence is more about Barack Obama than it is about Chelsea Manning:
President Obama on Tuesday commuted all but four months of the remaining prison sentence of Chelsea Manning, the Army intelligence analyst convicted of a 2010 leak that revealed American military and diplomatic activities across the world, disrupted Mr. Obama’s administration and brought global prominence to WikiLeaks, the recipient of those disclosures.

The decision by Mr. Obama rescued Ms. Manning, who twice tried to kill herself last year, from an uncertain future as a transgender woman incarcerated at the men’s military prison at Fort Leavenworth, Kan. She has been jailed for nearly seven years, and her 35-year sentence was by far the longest punishment ever imposed in the United States for a leak conviction.

At the same time that Mr. Obama commuted the sentence of Ms. Manning, a low-ranking enlisted soldier at the time of her leaks, he also pardoned Gen. James E. Cartwright, the former vice chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff who pleaded guilty to lying about his conversations with reporters to F.B.I. agents investigating a leak of classified information about cyberattacks on Iran’s nuclear program.

The two acts of clemency were a remarkable final step for a president whose administration carried out an unprecedented criminal crackdown on leaks of government secrets. Depending on how they are counted, the Obama administration has prosecuted either nine or 10 such cases, more than were charged under all previous presidencies combined.
My guess is that this has something to do  Obama's quest for legacy.

He does not want Manning's suicide to be in his historical footnotes, and for the speaking circuit, he needs to get along with former military speakers, and he could not pardon Cartwright without commuting Manning.

It is completely out of character for Obama though.

Monday, January 16, 2017

There Is Something about This That Is an Inexorable Draw to Current and Former Denizens of the Pacific Northwest


The Rare Earth Elements
I am referring to the hijacker (incorrectly) known as D.B. Cooper.

For some reason, anyone who has spent any time living in Oregon or Washington (I dunno about Idaho), it's like catnip

So when I came across a report of new evidence in the only unsolved airline hijacking in the continental United States, (updated incorrect link) I gotta comment:
A group of amateur scientists claim they may have narrowed the suspect pool in a case that has stymied the experts for decades.

The infamous case of D.B. Cooper and the nation's only unsolved skyjacking has left investigators befuddled since a parachuted Cooper leapt from a Boeing 727 headed to Seattle from Portland on Nov. 24, 1971.

But a team of "Citizen Sleuths" say that evidence they've uncovered could mean that Dan Cooper, the name used when the culprit bought his one-way ticket with cash, was in fact an employee of some sort of aerospace engineering firm.

The crucial pieces of newly uncovered evidence: thousands of microscopic particles on a $3 clip-on necktie from JC Penney.

"All of these particles are too small to be seen with the naked eye, but modern science can now track them to their source," the group wrote on their website. "These particles through their shape and composition can tell a story."

If you are one of the few who are unfamiliar with the saga of D.B. Cooper, here's the short version:

On that fateful day in 1971, a man calling himself Dan Cooper purchased a one-way ticket from Portland to Seattle on Northwest Orient Airlines. He hijacked the plane, demanded $200,000 in ransom money, and having received it during a stopover in Seattle, jumped from the aircraft wearing nothing but a business suit and a parachute somewhere over the forests of southwest Washington.

………

"Each of those particles comes from something and somewhere and can tell a story if the proper instruments like electron microscopes are used," the group wrote.

The particles in question -- Cerium, Strontium sulfide and pure titanium -- are of note because because of how rare they are, lead investigator Tom Kaye told King 5 News in Seattle.

"These are what they call rare earth elements. They're used in very narrow fields, for very specific things," he said.
As an aside, neither Strontium nor Titanium are rare earth elements.  (Click on image above for larger image)
Of particular interest was the pure titanium. The mineral was widely used in aircraft manufacturing in the early 1970s, but titanium used in airplanes was almost always mixed with other metals, which ruled out Boeing, the region's largest aerospace manufacturer.
So, I already pointed out one scientific error, the listing of Strontium and Titanium as rare earth elements.

Here are scientific and business facts about the substances in question:
  • Strontium sulfide could NOT be present now, because it would have reacted with wqater in the air over the past 40 odd years to form Strontium Hydroxide and Hydrogen Sulfide (SrS + 2 H2O → Sr(OH)2 + H2S) or with both the water and CO2 to form Strontium Carbonate (SrS + H2O + CO2 → SrCO3 + H2S).
    • Strontium Sulfide has no applications, it is an intermediate stage in refining.
    • The primary used of Strontium are  in CRTs (Picture tubes and the like to keep the watcher from being irradiated) and as a coloring agent in fireworks as SrCO3 (red sparks).
    • The article might have made an error, instead we are referring to Strontium Sulfate (SRSO4)
  • Metallic Titanium (as sponge or powder) is used in fireworks, as is TiO2, and produces white sparks.
    • Pure Titanium is almost NEVER used in structures.  An alloy, most commonly Ti-6Al-4V (6% Al, 4% V) is, and but this may be another error.
    • Titanium has been used extensively in medical implants since the 1960s.
    • Titanium began to hit bicycle frames in the 1970s. (With unimpressive results until the early 1990s)
  • Cerium has the following applications:
    • "Flints" used in lighters and fire starters (Ferrocerium and Mischmetal).
    • Fine polishing of glass.
    • Phosphors in fluorescent lights and CRTs (in the latter application, they keep the screen from darkening over tiem).
    • Catalytic converters in automobiles.
    • The nitrate is used in ointments for treating severe burns. 
    • Medical implants like artificial hips.
The person wearing a clip-on tie was someone who, in a pinch, had to work machines, because if a clip on gets caught in a machine, it comes off, and a real tie pulls you in. This would imply that they are not that senior.  (It was the first and only instruction on fashion that I got in E-School)

Though a number of sources are saying Boeing, Kaye specifically eschews this link, because pure Titanium is not used in airframes.

His conclusion, that, "The tie was likely in a plant that manufactured cathode ray tubes," is one that I would agree with.  (Note that many of the news reports misquote him and point the finger at Boeing)

In fact, the Strontium and Cerium would tend to indicate this sort of application.

I am unaware of any normal application for Titanium in CRT manufacturer, but perhaps for a high end application, say something made by Tektronix, which is headquartered in Beaverton, Oregon, which located just outside of Portland, where flight 305 originated.

I don't think that Cooper survived the jump, so I would look at people who vanished, or abruptly quit at Tektronix or its local suppliers, at around that time.

      Good News from the Borg*

      Lucasfilm has announced that there will not be a CGI version of Princess/General Leia in any future Star Wars films:

      In the wake of actor and writer Carrie Fisher’s tragic passing in December, reports about the current Star Wars trilogy have been full of questions and guesses. What exactly should we expect from the popular character of Princess Leia in the remaining two episodes, and how will the film's producers deal with her original actor not being able to complete Leia's plot arc?

      Lucasfilm took the unusual step of confirming one major detail about the series’ future on Friday, announcing that the company does not intend to recreate the actor’s persona using digital means.

      Telling fans that “we don’t normally respond to fan or press speculation,” Lucasfilm published a statement at the StarWars.com blog confirming that the Disney-owned company "has no plans to digitally recreate Carrie Fisher’s performance as Princess or General Leia Organa.”

      The statement, which also paid tribute to the actor ("[we] will always strive to honor everything [Fisher] gave to Star Wars"), doesn’t specify which projects Lucasfilm’s producers may be referring to. Multiple outlets have reported that Fisher had completed her work acting in the upcoming, untitled eighth episode, and many of those outlets published follow-up reports claiming that the character of Leia Organa had been set to play a major role in Episode IX. Without going into specifics, Lucasfilm’s statement clearly isn’t a retroactive one in terms of claiming that the company would never produce a CGI version of Fisher.
      Of course, this is NOT a categoral statement, and this IS Disney, and the mouse has been seduced by the Dark Side and delights in violating the Prime Directive, at least since the Eisner days, but it appears that for the immediate future at least, we won't see a CGI Carrie Fisher.

      Still, we need to keep a close eye on Disney, and J.J. Abrams, and if anyone on the inside gets wind of this, they need to go public, and go all, "Danger, Will Robinson!", on Disney.


      *Yes, I know that I am mixing Star Wars and Star Trek, likely pissing off both groups. This is intentional. I have no life, and I live to screw with all of you.
      I did say that I was going to f$#@ with all of you, didn't I?
      Seriously, I said that I would be f%$#ing with all of you. How much more do I have to do before I become an object of scorn and derision? Seriously, isn't this enough to win me the medals of damnation? Must I put half a dozen children on a spit, and toast them at the flame that comes out of my mouth?
      Apologies to Christopher Fry, playwright of The Lady's Not for Burning, but whenever I have the opportunity to use that speech, I will.

      Sunday, January 15, 2017

      This is Obvious in any Cursory Reading of Dilbert Cartoons

      It turns out that the whole open office setup, ditching offices for cubicles, or worse open desks, is damaging to worker productivity:

      Four years ago, Chris Nagele did what many other technology executives have done before — he moved his team into an open concept office.

      His staff had been exclusively working from home, but he wanted everyone to be together, to bond and collaborate more easily. It quickly became clear, though, that Nagele had made a huge mistake. Everyone was distracted, productivity suffered and the nine employees were unhappy, not to mention Nagele himself.
      I need to make a note here: American management sees employee misery as an independent good.

      It is believed that if your employees are happy, the consultants believe that you are leaving money on the table.

      ………

      Numerous companies have embraced the open office — about 70% of US offices are open concept — and by most accounts, very few have moved back into traditional spaces with offices and doors. But research that we’re 15% less productive, we have immense trouble concentrating and we’re twice as likely to get sick in open working spaces, has contributed to a growing backlash against open offices.

      Since moving, Nagele himself has heard from others in technology who say they long for the closed office lifestyle. “Many people agree — they can’t stand the open office,” he says. “They never get anything done and have to do more work at home.”

      ………

      What’s more, certain open spaces can negatively impact our memory. This is especially true for hotdesking, an extreme version of open plan working where people sit wherever they want in the work place, moving their equipment around with them.
      This does not surprise me.  It has always been my experience.

      Of course, it's cheaper in the short run, and as I noted above, it makes workers miserable, so it is like catnip to so called business experts.

      It's Bank Failure Friday (On Sunday)

      We have the first bank failure of the year, Harvest Community Bank, of Pennsville, NJ.

      No indications of a pattern yet, just a single data point.

      Here is the Full FDIC list.

      We Used to Make Things That Worked in This Country

      Now, after a development timeline that stretches back into the last century, the US Navy still cannot get it's Electromagnetic Aircraft Launching System (EMALS) to work:

      The US Navy is having difficulties with its latest aircraft carrier's Electromagnetic Aircraft Launching System (EMALS) – the same system which the UK mooted fitting to its new Queen Elizabeth-class carriers.

      The US Department of Operational Test and Evaluation (DOTE) revealed yesterday, in its end-of-year report [PDF] for financial year 2016, that the EMALS fitted to the new nuclear-powered carrier USS Gerald R. Ford put "excessive airframe stress" on aircraft being launched.

      This stress "will preclude the Navy from conducting normal operations of the F/A-18A-F and EA-18G from CVN 78", according to DOTES, which said the problem had first been noticed in 2014.

      In addition, EMALS could not "readily" be electrically isolated for maintenance, which DOTE warned "will preclude some types of EMALS and AAG (Advanced Arresting Gear) maintenance during flight operations", decreasing their operational availability.
      Ignoring the obvious 1970s era joke, "Gerald Ford stumbles again," this is a complete cock up.

      The selling point of EMALS was two fold, that it could be tailored to reduce stress on airframes, and that it would be more reliable than its predecessor.

      It appears not to be delivering these features, and it is behind schedule and over budget.

      This sh%$ really has to stop.