Hail, Hydra! Immortal Hydra! We Shall Never Be Destroyed! Cut off a Limb, and Two More Shall Take Its Place!*

It looks like the Clintons are now grooming Chelsea for a potential run for Congress:

While some pundits are declaring the Clinton political dynasty dead, sources tell us that it is far from over. Chelsea Clinton is being groomed for the New York seat held by Rep. Nita Lowey.

Chelsea could run for the seat in NYC’s 17th Congressional District once Lowey, a respected, 79-year-old career politician with nearly 30 years in office, decides to retire, we have exclusively learned.

Lowey’s district includes parts of Rockland and Westchester counties and, conveniently, Chappaqua, the Clinton family home base.

The only thing that I can think to add is a Sam Kinnison quote:

YOU DON'T HAVE TO LEAVE YET, DO YOU?!....YOU HAVEN'T SHOVED A CHAINSAW UP MY ASS YET!....MY HEAD'S STILL ON MY TORSO!!....I'M GLAD YOU F%$#ERS CAN HANDLE YOUR HIGH!

Seriously, too soon.  Way too soon.

Hell………This century is too soon.


^*H/t Lambert Strether for the title.