Testing the Resilience of a Deceased Feline

After an atrocious 6 days in the market the market did very well today.

In all, this means nothing.

As the saying goes, "Even a dead cat will bounce if it falls from a great height."

Seriously, if you are now feeling euphoric, after 6 days of panic, chill the f%$# out.

Seriously stop.

You don't want me to turn this car around, because I will.