Charter Schools and Common Core in a Nut Shell
I can do no more than quote America's Finest News Source, "Department Of Education Study Finds Teaching These Little Sh%$s No Longer Worth It:
WASHINGTON—The U.S. Department of Education released a comprehensive, nationwide evaluation of American schools Monday indicating that attempts to teach absolutely anything to these little shits is just a huge waste of everybody's time.This is perhaps the most prescient article that The Onion has published since January, 2001, when it wrote, "Bush: 'Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over'.
"We remain committed to providing every student in the country with access to a high-quality education," said Education Secretary Arne Duncan, adding that good schools are a key component to the success of American democracy. "But to be honest, none of that matters. We're not talking about promising young scholars here—we're talking about a bunch of f%$#ing animals."
"We've basically flushed $11,000 down the toilet for every single one of these little bastards," Duncan continued. "Not to mention 18 years of my life."
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