My Nose Hair Was Vibrating Like a Hummingbird with Epilepsy

An odd thing happened today.

Some people came by to hand out cans of Red Bull as part of a promotion.

It's not my bag, but I was really tired, and it was free.

First, it tastes f%$#ing awful, worse than Schlitz Dark.

Second, it is not the good kind of boost.

It makes Mountain Dew look like Château Lafite Rothschild.

Not good.

Not quite as bad as Moxie or Baijiu,  but man, it's close.