I Want Those Motherf%$#ing Bigots off the Motherf%$#ing Internet

Particularly when it requires me to mention the antediluvian and almost completely useless Miss America Pageant:

Miss New York, Nina Davuluri, was crowned Miss America on Sunday evening in Atlantic City.

The 24-year-old Syracuse resident is the first ever winner of Indian heritage.

While Davuluri is proud of her heritage — even performing a Bollywood dance during Sunday's show and competing on a theme of “Celebrating Diversity through Cultural Competency” — many weren't pleased.

What should have been a happy occasion turned sour.

Following Davuluri's win, racist trolls took to Twitter to complain about the decision.

Seriously, could the racists shut up, so I can ignore Miss America again?