There Are Worse Things Than Discovering That The Person You Just Went Down On Is a Conservative Republican

Remember The Guy's Face Melting in Raiders?
This will do the same thing as the Ark of the Covenant

And no, I don't mean that video from Rebecca Black, which, as awful as it is, has spawned some decent parodies.

Rather, I am talking about this parody of the video Friday.

Damn you PZ Myers!  I want to claw my own eyes out.