Why Yes, F%$#ing Your Best Friend's Wife, and then Paying Them Hush Money is Bad for Reelection

This is why John Ensign announced today that he will not run for reelection.

The pity here is that Barack "The Audacity of Nope" Obama, and Eric "Place" Holder have decided not to further investigate the matter, though it is refreshing that the Senate Ethics Committee has hired a special counsel to look into this.