Not Enough Bullets

Here is a guy who is worth more than the GDP of something like 80% of the countries in the world, and he's bitching because people are not as nice to him as he would like:

What's eating Jamie Dimon?

At last week's World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland, the JPMorgan Chase chief executive once again lambasted the media and politicians for portraying all bankers as greedy evil-doers.

It was at least the 12th time since the start of the financial crisis that Dimon has complained about Wall Street critics painting all bankers as cut from the same cloth. But the timing of his latest outburst seemed odd.

In December, as part of President Barack Obama's bid to make nice with U.S. business leaders, Dimon was invited to a private Oval Office one-on-one with the president to discuss the economy. Dimon and his wife Judy were also guests at the state dinner the White House arranged for Chinese President Hu Jintao last month. And one of Dimon's top executives, Bill Daley, was tapped by the president as chief of staff.

BTW, the reason that the media portrays, "all bankers as greedy evil-doers," and critics of our banking system paint, "all bankers as cut from the same cloth," is because it's true.

You are all a bunch of contemptible greed-heads, Mr. "We started shorting Bernie Madoff because we knew he was a fraud, but didn't bother telling anyone."

This is why we need to prosecute every one of these rat-bastards to the fullest extent allowed by law.