Not a Witch, Is a Crook

Everyone's favorite witchcraft denying loony toon Senate candidate, Christine O'Donnell, is being investigated for diverting campaign funds for her personal use, specifically, though not limited to, having her campaign pay the rent on her town house.

The interesting thing here is that her misdeeds, which will likely result in nothing more than fines, were unnecessary, because federal campaigns are allowed to pay their candidates up to an amount equal to the wages of the office that they are running for.

That innovation was given us by Maryland's own nut job, Alan Keyes.