A Corollary to Saroff's Rule

Sex, Lies, and Videotape?

You know Saroff's Rule:

If a financial transaction is complex enough to require that a news organization use a cartoon to explain it, its purpose is to deceive.

Well, now I have to come up with a corollary for puppet shows, because the always entertaining Dylan Ratigan has added this to the mix.

[on edit]If anyone can give me suggestions, it would be appreciated.

It's kind of like School House Rock, on a bad acid trip.